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ﺍﻥ ﻋﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻌﺎﻣﻪ ﺍﻛﺒﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺩﻣﺎﻏﻬﺎ!!; ﻭﺍﻧﻪ ﻗﺎﻣﺖ ﺩﺭﺍﺳﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻣﺘﺪﺍﺩ 80 ﺳﻨﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ 200.000ﻧﻌﺎﻣﻪ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺜﺒﺖ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﻌﺎﻣﻪ ﺗﺪﻓﻦ ﺭﺍﺳﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺘﺮﺍﺏ!!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﻤﻠﻪ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﻧﻘﻠﺒﺖ...ﺗﻨﻘﻠﺐ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺟﺎﻧﺒﻬﺎ ﺍﻻ‌ﻳﻤﻦ ﻓﻘﻂ!!!; ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﺪﺑﺒﻪ ﺍﻟﻘﻄﺒﻴﻪ ﻋﺴﺮﺍﻭﻳﻪ- ﺗﺴﺘﺨﺪﻡ ﻳﺪﻫﺎ ﺍﻟﻴﺴﺎﺭ ﻓﻘﻂ!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍﺀﻩ ﺗﺮﻣﺶ ﻣﺮﺗﻴﻦ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻔﻴﻞ ﻫﻮ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﻮﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻻ‌ ﻳﻘﻔﺰ!! ﺍﻥ ﺣﺎﺳﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﺬﻭﻕ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺍﺷﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻗﺪﺍﻣﻬﺎ!!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﺘﻤﺴﺎﺡ ﻻ‌ ﻳﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺍﺧﺮﺍﺝ ﻟﺴﺎﻧﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻓﻜﻴﻪ!!; ﺍﻥ ﺍﻻ‌ﺳﻜﻴﻤﻮ ﻳﺴﺘﺨﺪﻣﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺜﻼ‌ﺟﺎﺕ ﻟﺤﻔﻆ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺘﺠﻤﺪ!!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﺒﻄﻪ ﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﻮﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻻ‌ ﺻﺪﻯ ﻟﺼﻮﺗﻪ!!! ﺷﺨﺺ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺑﻠﻴﻮﻧﻴﻦ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻳﻌﻤﺮ ﺣﺘﻰ  ﻳﺼﻞ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺳﻦ 116 ﺍﻭ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ!!! ﻋﺮﻓﺖ ﺍﻟﻮﻻ‌ﻋﻪ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻣﻌﺮﻓﺔ ﻋﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﺜﻘﺎﺏ!!!  ﻓﻲ ﻭﻻ‌ﻳﻪ ﻛﻠﻴﻔﻼ‌ﻧﺪ ﻭﺗﺤﺪﻳﺪﺍ ﻓﻲ ﻣﺪﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻭﻫﺎﻳﻮ..ﻻ‌ ﺗﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺻﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﻔﺌﺮﺍﻥ ﺍﻻ‌ ﺑﺘﺼﺮﻳﺢ!!!ﺧﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺨﺦ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻧﺎﻗﺺ..... ﺍﻥ ﺫﺍﻛﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﻜﻪ ﺍﻟﺬﻫﺒﻴﻪ 3 ﺛﻮﺍﻧﻲ ﻓﻘﻂ!!! ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﻣﻌﺮﺿﻮﻥ ﻟﻀﺮﺑﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺍﻋﻖ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﺴﺎﺀ!!; ﺍﻥ ﻓﺮﺱ ﺍﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﻫﻮ ﺍﻟﺤﺸﺮﻩ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪﻩ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﺗﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺗﺤﺮﻳﻚ ﺭﺍﺳﻬﺎ!!!; ﻟﻠﺘﻔﺎﺣﻪ ﺧﺎﺻﻴﻪ ﻣﺆﺛﺮﻩ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻜﺎﻓﻴﻴﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺍﺑﻘﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﺸﺨﺺ ﻣﺴﺘﻴﻘﺾ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺡ ﺗﻀﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺍﻋﻖ ﺍﻻ‌ﺭﺽ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ 6.000 ﻣﺮﻩ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺪﻗﻴﻘﻪ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﺣﺪﻩ!!! ﻳﻨﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﺪﻟﻔﻴﻦ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻋﻴﻨﺎﻩ ﻣﻔﺘﻮﺣﺘﺎﻥ!! ﻳﺘﺤﺮﻙ ﻗﻔﺼﻚ ﺍﻟﺼﺪﺭﻱ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ 5 ﻣﻼ‌ﻳﻴﻦ ﻣﺮﻩ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﻪ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﺣﺪﻩ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺗﺘﻨﻔﺲ!!! ﺍﻥ ﻗﻠﺐ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﺒﺮﻱ ﻓﻲ  ﺭﺍﺳﻪ!!! ﺍﻟﺨﻨﺰﻳﺮ ﻫﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﺨﻠﻮﻕ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻻ‌ ﻳﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺍﻟﻨﻈﺮ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﺎﺀ!!! 50% ﻣﻦ ﺳﻜﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻠﻘﻮ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻬﻢ ﻣﻜﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﺗﻴﻠﻴﻔﻮﻧﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪﻩ..ﺍﻭ ﻳﻘﻮﻣﻮ ﺑﻌﻤﻞ ﺍﺗﺼﺎﻝ!!!! ﺍﺣﻤﺮ ﺍﻟﺸﻔﺎﺓ ﻳﺤﺘﻮﻱ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﻮﺩﺭﻩ..ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺒﻮﺩﺭﻩ ﻣﺎﻫﻲ ﺍﻻ‌ ﺟﻤﺎﺟﻢ ﺍﺳﻤﺎﻙ ﻣﻄﺤﻮﻧﻪ!!! ﺍﻟﺤﻜﻤﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻗﻮﻝ "ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪﻟﻠﻪ" ﺫﻟﻚ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﺐ ﻳﺘﻮﻗﻒ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﺒﺾ ﺧﻼ‌ﻝ ﺍﻟﻌﻄﺎﺱ!!! ﺍﻟﻌﻄﺴﻪ ﺳﺮﻋﺘﻬﺎ 100ﻛﻠﻢ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻋﻪ!! ﺍﺫﺍ ﻋﻄﺴﺖ ﺑﺸﺪﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﻤﻜﻦ ﺍﻥ ﺗﻜﺴﺮ ﺿﻠﻊ ﻣﻦ ﺍﺿﻼ‌ﻋﻚ!! ﺍﺫﺍ ﺣﺎﻭﻟﺖ ﺍﻳﻘﺎﻑ ﻋﻄﺴﻪ ﻣﻔﺎﺟﺌﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﺝ..ﺫﻟﻚ ﻳﺆﺩﻱ ﺍﻻ‌ ﺍﺭﺗﺪﺍﺩ ﺍﻟﺪﻡ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺮﻗﺒﻪ  ﺍﻭﺍﻟﺮﺍﺱ ﻭﻣﻦ ﺛﻢ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻮﻓﺎﺓ!!;4 ﺍﺫﺍ ﺗﺮﻛﺖ ﻋﻴﻨﺎﻙ ﻣﻔﺘﻮﺣﺘﺎﻥ ﺍﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻌﻄﺎﺱ...ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺘﻤﻞ ﺍﻥ ﺗﺨﺮﺝ ﻣﻦ ﻣﺤﺠﺮﻳﻬﺎ!!! ﻫﻞ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺍﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻌﻠﻮﻣﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻋﻨﺪﻱ ﺧﻠﺼﺖ ﻭﺍﻧﻲ ﺍﺗﻤﻨﻰ ﺍﻧﻬﺎ ﺣﺎﺯﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻋﺠﺎﺑﻜﻢ ﻭﺗﻘﺒﻠﻮﻭﻭ ﺗﺤﻴﺎﺗﻲ ﻣﻨﻘﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻝ ﻝ:laughter: 

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