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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen
2. Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.
3. When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
4. Take it easy, we're in a hurry.
5. A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
6. I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
7. Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.
8. The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
9. Your lucky color has faded.
10. Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.
11. I don't understand you anymore.
12. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
13. I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"
14. Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
15. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx
16. Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery
17. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
18. I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
19. Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
20. "You tweachewous miscweant!" -- Elmer Fudd
21. Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
22. Life is both difficult and time consuming.
23. The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think. -- Ladies' Home Journal
24. I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. -- William Allen White
25. Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
26. You're almost as happy as you think you are.
27. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
28. When it's dark enough you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
29. Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes
30. When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
31. We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them. -- Thucydides
32. I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
33. Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.
34. The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does not approach what your best friends say behind your back. -- Alfred De Musset
35. But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
36. Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
37. The more I see of men the more I admire dogs. -- Mme De Sevigne, 1626-1696
38. The faster we go, the rounder we get. -- The Grateful Dead
39. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!
40. What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? -- Ursula K. LeGuin
41. The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
42. Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
43. Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God. -- J. Gustav White
Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
44. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
45. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.
46. I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. -- Jack Handley
47. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
48. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
49. You will get what you deserve.
50. I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
51. Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. - Frank Zappa
52. Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
53. There are no winners in life, only survivors.
54. Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.
55. Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
56. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
57. I will never lie to you.
58. In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
59. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
60. He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
61. You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -- Janis Joplin
62. I will always love the false image I had of you.
63. The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
64. From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
65. Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure.
66. My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
67. In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain
68. We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves. -- Eric Hoffer
69. "If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others." -- the Dalai Lama
70. Change your thoughts and you change your world.
71. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
72. I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.
73. Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
74. Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.
75. Gravity brings me down.
76. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. -- Anonymous
77. People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
78. You never learn anything by doing it right.
79. Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
80. A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day
81. Ditat Deus. [God enriches]
82. Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
83. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it.
84. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
85. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
86. If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
87. A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
88. When you speak to others for their own good it's advice; when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.
89. You never go anywhere without your soul.
90. Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
91. God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
92. "It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result's the same." - Mike Dennison
93. With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke. -- Will Rogers
94. If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
95. It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game. -- Grantland Rice
96. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
97. baz bat bamus batis bant. -- James Troup
98. Oh, so there you are!

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