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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

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Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

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jokes : about diesel and unbreakable


Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

Teacher: Why are you late?
diesel: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
diesel : No. I was standing on it. that is Diesel when he was in the last year in high shcool . (by the way if you need money just ask)

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
unbreakable : How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
unbreakable wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
unbreakable: I don't know which side to write the other 5. that is unbreakable .

A girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl that is Diesel bride

Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren’t listening the first time ! and that what I am going to do if you two don't apologize .

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it." that happened to diesel when he was in Nigeria . his favorite country .

diesel : "Where did you get those big eyes?"
unbreakable :"They came with the face."


unbreakable says: Look, diesel, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."


unbreakale : My wife doesn't know what she wants."
diesel "You're lucky. My wife does."

Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children. be careful diesel .

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thand sun shine




very nice jokes

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[Rehab SISAQ 0]

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[roby2000 0]

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[noor1 0]

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[marina 0]

hahahaha good joke