--()() !! نكــــــات بالإنجليزي !! ()()--

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Cool_(كوول)

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• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
• Gold-Lust!
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• -={Rule Breaker}=-
• Born 2 XLR-8
• -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
• Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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(مضحكة_مرح)funny_

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• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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(لطيف)Cute_
• I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
• Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
• Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
• Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
• a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
• God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
• When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
• I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
• Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
• A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
• Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
• I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl
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(حب)Love_

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• (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
• Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
• My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
• When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
• Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
• To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
• If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
• Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
• Love is available here at 100% discount.
• Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
• GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
• * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
• You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
• Loving you makes life worth it
• When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
• ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
• You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
• Love is like friendship set on fire.
• You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
• There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
• Love is a never ending feeling.
• * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
• Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
• Loving you makes life worth it
• Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
• Love is available here at 100% discount.
• You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
• Love is the flower you've got to let grow
• Love conquers all.
• Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
• Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
• My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
• When love is not madness, it is not love.
• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
• I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
• Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
• Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
• All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
• To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
• Love is a game that two can play and both win.
• Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
• Love turns winter into summer.
• Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know

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اوووووووو صح نسيييييييت اقووووووووووووول

منقــــــــــــــــــــــول......... خخخخخخخخخخ

[Pr!NcE-girl 0]

مررة خطييييييييييييرة

يسلموو قلبوو .. يعطيك العاافيه ..

دمتي لناا

[لولو 0]

يسلموووووووووووووو

لاننحرم جديدك

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يسلموو عالمروور الراااااااائع يا حلويييييييين......

[CrEzY 3o3o 0]

وااااو ....

مرررا رووووعــة ... الله يعطيكِ العاافية بووراا ...

تصصلمي ... بربووو

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يسعدك ربي عالمروووور الحلوووو.......

[soso LoVeLy 0]

cooooool thanx

[طورطيعه 0]

يسسسسسـلموو / كلــك ذوـق وربــي

يـ ع ـطيك ربي الف ع ـآإ‘فيــه قلبوووـو

[dreams 0]

وآآآآو مرررهـ نآآآيسـ
تسلميـ؟؟ـ يآآعسلـ،ـــزز

[RoOoOoNa 0]

مررة خطيييره..
يعطيكي العافيه ياعسسسسل..
وماننحرم منك يارب..
تقبلي مروري..







With My Love:
RoOoOoNa

[kadooosha girl 0]

يسلموووو ياعسل ماننحرم منك يــآآآربـ

[jOoOjEeE 0]

wWaaaaWw
يسلمو

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مررررره حلوووووة

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